<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900003783371777529</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:44:12.591-07:00</updated><title type='text'>funky sock monkey</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkysockmonkeytemplate.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2900003783371777529/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkysockmonkeytemplate.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Quirky Bird</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05149795024159394961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://dropshots.com/photos/83269/20060818/102730.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900003783371777529.post-7595555301191041006</id><published>2007-06-15T19:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-15T19:41:00.577-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Excerpt</title><content type='html'>-Excerpt from &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rise-Charlie-Drop-Kevin-Teague/dp/0954891325/sr=8-1/qid=1160784558/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-6181323-4528863?ie=UTF8"&gt;The Rise of Charlie Drop, by Kevin Teague&lt;/a&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back then, we ate trash. I know how it sounds, but Henry said tell my life story 'cos people get frustrated with a bunch of loose facts. He's a regular Shakespear, my brother. And since he's letting me tell stories instead of doing homework, I'd better tell it right. And that trash is the first thing I remember about Long Beach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was one particular bag of trash that changed things, but I never could have guessed at the time. It looked like all of the other ones. The day Henry brought it home, in the summer of 1991, I was sitting on the couch just finishing this Hardy Boys book. My knees were up and I sort of faced out the window. Henry had just come around the corner from the library, and I heard Lilly yelling at him, so I stepped outside to see what's what.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm gonna count to three!" she shouted when she saw me, but I got inside before she even counted to one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lilly didn't like me leaving the house by myself. She thought I would get beat up or something. That's 'cos I was born with what the doctors called strabismus. Or what everybody else just called being really, really cross-eyed. But being cross-eyed isn't super important, not until later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Written by my beautiful friend Alecia's husband, Kevin Teague-&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2900003783371777529-7595555301191041006?l=funkysockmonkeytemplate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkysockmonkeytemplate.blogspot.com/feeds/7595555301191041006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2900003783371777529&amp;postID=7595555301191041006' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2900003783371777529/posts/default/7595555301191041006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2900003783371777529/posts/default/7595555301191041006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkysockmonkeytemplate.blogspot.com/2007/06/test.html' title='Excerpt'/><author><name>Quirky Bird</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05149795024159394961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://dropshots.com/photos/83269/20060818/102730.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
